How I got My Nickname

So here goes. I worked for a local Chevrolet Dealership.

So one day at work, this salesman takes a customer behind a van I was Parking. I swerved to miss him and hit a truck.

Needless to say, my fellow employees started to call me Crunch. When I left my employment there, I thought it was overwith.

Then, I enlisted. During boot camp several people called me Crunch Man. I asked them if they knew me. (This was not what I should have done.)

I found out later that they were calling me that because it was close to my last name (Crenshaw), but the damage was done. The Name was officially Mine, then I had to explain why I was called Crunch before.

Now, If I refer to myself as anything else, they don't recognise me.

So now You Know.....